I am one of those people that can give it and take it. Hmmm. What I mean is that if you come at me with any type of shi-poo-poo (I was told the other day I cuss too much), then expect me to return the favor. When I was little my parent’s called this “Keiko Comebacks”: so sweet and endearing. Now, I am bitchy and irreverent. I am going to try a new tactic. I have decided to hone a new skill: passive aggression.
Why, would you choose to be (even more) obnoxious, Keiko?
Well, I am glad you asked. See, passive aggressive behavior (PAB) just PISSES me off. I am a firm believer in saying something if you have something to say. I see PAB as the most infantile behavior. It’s like saying: “Gee, I know this is pissing you off, but I am going to make you be the bad guy because I am being SO sweet.” I used to think that people who exhibited PAB really thought they were being nice and trying to diffuse a situation, now I know they are just dumb.
I know you what you are thinking. So, Keiko, you want to be dumb? Noooooooo, silly. I figure if I practice PAB perhaps I will learn something from it and it won’t have the effect of turning me into a raging green monster with tattered purple shorts. Another reason is because I have a hard time ignoring people’s piss-poor behavior and rather than rage against the infantile PAB, I shall go with the flow.
While you allow this to sink in, enjoy passiveagressivenotes.com. (I would give yourself an hour or so.)
2 Comments
June 25, 2008 at 12:42 am
I’m so sorry, but it kind of really bothers me when people use their blogs to bitch about passive aggresive behavior, and I think it’d be way cool if you would cut that shit out.
kthnxbai!
June 25, 2008 at 12:42 am
P.S. hilarious, Keiko.