The whole family has been knocking around the living room most of the day. What else can we do? Jeff is strapped into this contraption for four hours at a time that exercises his knee. Anywho, we are intently watching the marathon of VH1’s I Love the Millenium. There is a segment about Michael Jackson’s aquittal back [...]
Entries from June 2008
June 28, 2008
Home
Jeff’s surgery went well and we are home. There are so many things to be said about the crappy nurses at Banner Desert, but I have not slept more much in the last couple days and it would come out like this:
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June 26, 2008
I see dead people
Tomorrow Jeff is finally getting his ACL replaced. I swear, his body is that of a 73 year old: countless broken bones, sprains, surgeries, concussions, etc. Anyway, it’s the same surgery Tiger Woods just had. Jeff is getting cadaver parts to replace his ACL, which has elicited the most bizarre reactions from a few people. [...]
June 26, 2008
Celebrating
I weighed in today (for Weight Watchers, not my heavy weight title match against Tyson) and I LOST FOUR POUNDS! Phyllis, my friendly neighborhood WW cashier/scale Nazi, was extremely excited for me. I am quite relieved after the last hellish weigh-in. I was sure if I gained this week I would stop at the corner [...]
June 25, 2008
Sick days
Remember sick days? Laying on the couch in your PJs with a Kleenex stuck up your nose or the designated barf bowl within arms reach. Every fifteen to thirty minutes the kind soul who stayed home with you would check your temperature, bring you a Sprite, administer meds, etc. I don’t know about you, but I [...]
June 24, 2008
My new hobby
I am one of those people that can give it and take it. Hmmm. What I mean is that if you come at me with any type of shi-poo-poo (I was told the other day I cuss too much), then expect me to return the favor. When I was little my parent’s called this “Keiko [...]
June 23, 2008
Fun with remodeling
My bathroom is done! Jeff said it was finished last week, but I said it wasn’t until the hardware was on the doors and drawers. That might seem picky of me, but Jeff said the kitchen was done and we were missing baseboard for months.
Here is a list of things Jeff (with a lot of help [...]
June 21, 2008
busy mundacity
This past winter someone from the Midwest asked me what we do in Arizona during the summer when it gets really hot. It depends on the temperature what I can accomplish in a day: if it is over 110-degrees, I am most likely staying in. At this point it’s hot in the car even if [...]
June 17, 2008
fat people are dumb
I hauled my fat ass back to the gym today. I did one of those fitness classes that has a little bit of everything in it. We get to the kickboxing part and I am happy because I have done lots of kickboxing classes before. Anyway, I am following along with the instructor and she [...]
June 17, 2008
Holy Matrimony
After 55 years, Del and Phyllis were married today. This couple has been together twice as long as I have been alive. They would have been married sooner, but Del and Phyllis are both women. Apparently there is something wrong with that. Then again, people used to think it was wrong for a Black man [...]
