Monthly Archives: June 2008
Funny B
The whole family has been knocking around the living room most of the day. What else can we do? Jeff is strapped into this contraption for four hours at a time that exercises his knee. Anywho, we are intently watching the marathon … Continue reading
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Home
Jeff’s surgery went well and we are home. There are so many things to be said about the crappy nurses at Banner Desert, but I have not slept more much in the last couple days and it would come out … Continue reading
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I see dead people
Tomorrow Jeff is finally getting his ACL replaced. I swear, his body is that of a 73 year old: countless broken bones, sprains, surgeries, concussions, etc. Anyway, it’s the same surgery Tiger Woods just had. Jeff is getting cadaver parts … Continue reading
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Celebrating
I weighed in today (for Weight Watchers, not my heavy weight title match against Tyson) and I LOST FOUR POUNDS! Phyllis, my friendly neighborhood WW cashier/scale Nazi, was extremely excited for me. I am quite relieved after the last hellish … Continue reading
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Sick days
Remember sick days? Laying on the couch in your PJs with a Kleenex stuck up your nose or the designated barf bowl within arms reach. Every fifteen to thirty minutes the kind soul who stayed home with you would check … Continue reading
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My new hobby
I am one of those people that can give it and take it. Hmmm. What I mean is that if you come at me with any type of shi-poo-poo (I was told the other day I cuss too much), then … Continue reading
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Fun with remodeling
My bathroom is done! Jeff said it was finished last week, but I said it wasn’t until the hardware was on the doors and drawers. That might seem picky of me, but Jeff said the kitchen was done and we … Continue reading
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busy mundacity
This past winter someone from the Midwest asked me what we do in Arizona during the summer when it gets really hot. It depends on the temperature what I can accomplish in a day: if it is over 110-degrees, I … Continue reading
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fat people are dumb
I hauled my fat ass back to the gym today. I did one of those fitness classes that has a little bit of everything in it. We get to the kickboxing part and I am happy because I have done … Continue reading
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Holy Matrimony
After 55 years, Del and Phyllis were married today. This couple has been together twice as long as I have been alive. They would have been married sooner, but Del and Phyllis are both women. Apparently there is something wrong … Continue reading
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